The Woodland Stalker

Like all pastas written on this wiki, this is FAKE. None of this has happened on MInecraft and most likely never will.

Nobody knows why, but there have been murders, and they can't be explained. A killer is on the loose, and they seem to only target Minecraft players, like 15 year old Rocco Edison. The teen did not know about the murders, so Rocco was not prepared for what would happen to him. A killer hell bent on murdering Minecraft players, a killer... who stalks the woods.

Rocco woke up in the morning and got on his laptop to play some Minecraft. Rocco used a custom seed that he found on an app, and the world generated. It seemed to be a mixture of a Dark Forest and a Swamp, which was already possible in the game coding. Strangely there were no woodland mansions. He searched everywhere but found nothing but trees. There was no way out of the forest, it was simply endless. Rocco was confused, as normally forests in Minecraft are never endless. He had no other choice but to try to build to the top of the trees. Rocco relentlessly built up using dirt blocks and mined through lots of leaves, but could not reach the end. Rocco decided to give up and focus on building a house.

It was relatively easy, as trees were all over the place. Rocco eventually got 32 Dark Oak Wood. It was enough for a Crafting Table, and many many Sticks. But instead of easing the opportunity to craft sticks, he instead crafted a single Crafting table, and used the remaining wood to build a basic 5x5 2 floor house. Unfortunately for him, nightfall was approaching, and Rocco must hurry before the zombies and creepers come out. Despite it all, Rocco continued to build the home. The game crashed for no reason, and his laptop crashed as well. He then heard a loud scream. Rocco went outside to investigate.

When Rocco went outside, all he heard was complete silence. Annoyed, he decided to go back inside and back on his laptop to see if it fixed itself. When he logged onto his laptop and found an email from a stranger. Rocco didn't bother to read it and deleted the suspicious email. It was 12:00, Rocco's parents made him lunch and called him down to eat. He ate his lunch and then went back to his room. Rocco launched Minecraft to find his world missing. However, there were 3 other worlds made, called 'Wood, 'Land', and 'Stalker'. The 3 words instantly spelled out 'Woodland Stalker'. Rocco decided to enter the world 'Wood' but it wouldn't work, then 'Land', but again it didn't work. Having no other choice, Rocco decided to enter the world 'Stalker', and this time it let him in.

'Stalker' was almost an exact copy of Rocco's older world but was noticeably different. The trees suddenly disappeared, hills generated, and there was over 4 villages in the distance, which was impossible under normal circumstances. Rocco's unfinished house was moved onto one of the hills, so he decided to go to this hill. Rocco then noticed that all of his items were gone, his inventory was cleared of everything he had. After he closed his inventory, Rocco heard a cry for help. Thinking it was fake like last time, he decided to ignore it. The cries then began to get louder, but Rocco still ignored it. Then someone started banging on his door, still crying for help. Rocco told his parents that someone was at the door, but they said it was probably a setup and told Rocco to ignore it.

Rocco then went back to playing Minecraft. When he opened his inventory again, he found a map. Rocco equipped this map and decided to locate one of the villages for him to loot. It didn't take long for him to find a larger than normal village. It was actually four villages combined to create one large town, which would explain why there was 4 villages in the distance. Rocco found a blacksmith and decided to loot the house of everything from the chest. Strangely, it had a single 64 block stack of every type of wood plank in Minecraft, Oak, Spruce, Birch, Jungle, Acacia, and Dark Oak. Rocco knew he couldn't just leave this loot behind, so he took all 5 stacks. He went back to his house to find it had been finished for him, exactly how Rocco wanted it to be: a two story 5x5 house.

The entire house was complete, it had a crafting table, furnace, bed, everything a player needs. It even had a farm with pigs, cows, and sheep. Rocco exited the house to see the farm, but when he opened the door to exit, Rocco was met with a jumpscare and the game crashed again. Angered, Rocco slammed his laptop shut and looked out the window to see what was going on outside. As always, it was nothing but silence. He opened his laptop again, and it booted back up right away, but a message appeared on his screen, and looked like it was handwritten. The message read "Get off."

Rocco then heard another scream. Then he heard someone banging on the door again. Rocco opened his window slightly so he could hear better. He heard footsteps, and then more screaming, and more banging on the door. Rocco quickly ran down the stairs and towards the door, and slowly opened it. Again, nothing was there. He closed the door and walked away, but as he walked away, there was more screaming and cries for help, the footsteps then grew louder, and Rocco ran back to the door and opened it. He saw what he was hearing, a young woman on the ground and a man with a knife about to kill her. But instead of doing so, he walked towards Rocco. He then screamed from the top of his lungs and ran off. His father came downstairs to see what was going on, and saw the man with the knife. He immediately ran back upstairs to call 911. Aware of what Rocco's father was doing, the man ran off and left a message behind that they would later find and read.

The police thoroughly searched Rocco's house but found no killer. They scolded Rocco's father for lying to them, despite him insisting that he saw a man with a knife downstairs just moments before they arrived. However, the policemen did find a shaken young woman who also claimed that this killer was here. The policemen then said that they would look for anyone suspicious, and if they found anything then they would let Rocco's family know. Rocco then decided to log back onto Minecraft to check on things, turns out that the village that he looted expanded by a large amount, now looking like 6 villages clumped together. But then someone named 'Woodland Stalker' joined. Rocco tried to leave but he couldn't exit the world, and he couldn't close the application.

Rocco tried to find the Woodland Stalker but he was nowhere to be found. Rocco presumed he was in the village, so Rocco checked there. What he found there was horrifying. There were corpses of villagers everywhere, and most of them were bleeding still, and there were blood spatters on walls that looked too realistic for Minecraft graphics. Rocco walked anxiously around the village to find the Woodland Stalker. He eventually found him in the blacksmith that Rocco looted earlier, he seemed to be putting items into the chest. Rocco decided to sneak up on him and trap him. He used his wood to block the Stalker in there. Rocco slowed walked out of the blacksmith, and then he heard an explosion. The Woodland Stalker escaped.

He slowly walked towards Rocco with a blood spattered iron sword in hand. Rocco pleaded for his life but to no avail. He then heard footsteps near his room. The Woodland Stalker was coming. Rocco ran towards his bedroom door, blocked off his bedroom door with a chair and locked it too, and then he took his laptop and hid in the closet. Rocco tried to build upwards to get away, which partially succeeded, but the Stalker levitated up to where Rocco was and hit him with his sword once, knocking him back a very far distance. Rocco's laptop eventually crashed and he heard his door being broken down. The Woodland Stalker opened the closet door, and held Rocco against the wall by his neck, and repeatedly stabbed him in the chest and then in the eyes, leaving Rocco to bleed out. The Woodland Stalker has claimed another victim, and this won't be the last time he strikes.

I hope you enjoyed this NEW pasta. Stay safe, and stay frosty. Atlas out.